Wednesday, November 12, 2008

omg a college rant

So it's like 10:30pm and I'm sitting at Gleason [library] working on my lab report due next Thursday... [yeah only here because Enoch's is due tomorrow and wants advice on how not to fail labs]. I'm procrastinating the discussion cuz idk what to write so i'll just look at someone else's discussion...
Oh so the generic question "how's college?". Hmm... how should I answer this... ... College <<< LHS in level of difficulty right now but I'm sure I'm going to die next year since apparantly molecular genetics is harder here than orgo :( :( :(
I realized fairly recently the reason why this place is so easy and it's all in the conspiracy. They want you to think college is easy so when u come in, you don't really work and you're like yay play all day!! But then u get to next year and it's like omg work! and u start failing because of the study habits u develop freshman year and so u fail and be a failure and yeah. it's all a conspiracy in UR, but even knowing this... my study habits are still failing because i'm falling into their conspiracy. I'm going to need someone to like whack me a few times and make me study next year...
English is next semester... so i'll have more things to rant about... idk what english class to take yet, but hopefully it'll be interesting like creative writing was
Okay Enoch's leaving gleason... I think i'll head back and watch something or like sleep or play something... I'll rant some other day...

MY ADD POEM

lol at the ADD poem that didn't fail my English poetry project...

On the Dot of the “i” in the “internet explorer” Icon on my Computer’s Desktop

Below is just black ink
Above there is the blue “e”
For the Explorer of space
The extraterrestrials of the universe
The extraordinary elephants eating eagles
Elegantly
Efficiently
Exquisitely
Excellently
Entrancingly
Enormously
Enthusiastically
Evenly
Equally
An eventually ending enumeration of e’s
Engulfed by a ring
Of Saturn
The God of agriculture and harvest
Bringing destruction and devastation to the new harvest
Of potatoes
Of tomatoes
Of beets
Of carrots
Of brussel sprouts
Of eggplant
Of corn
Of squash
Of pumpkins
Used for the next Halloween in the month of October,
The month when trees throw away their leaves
And children catch them hoping to be safe during the winter
From diseases and evil spirits
That haunt the children every school night in their dreams
As do ghosts
Ghouls
Monsters
Witches
Mummies
Demons
Vampires
Zombies
Beasts
From Beauty and the Beast, with the candle
That lit up the room for a welcoming party
Welcoming the newly assassinated diplomat of Mongolia
To the realms of the underworld
Where people remain forever
Like the dean of a public school in Alabama
The teacher of International Relations in a nearby community college
The translator at a local hospital who learned more than ten different languages for his job
The ambassador of Zimbabwe
The flight attendant of Solomon Airlines
The general in World War II
The engineer that made the tank during the Battle of Midway
The mathematician who discovered the next digit of pi
The computer geek
Who spent his days in front of the screen
Clicking the internet explorer icon
At least twenty times a day
Also wondering what it would be like
To be on the dot of the “i” in the “internet explorer” icon
on his computer’s desktop.