So I have a physics exam tomorrow at 7pm, a bio exam Monday at 4pm, and another bio exam tuesday 8:30am. I have given up studying for physics and is currently really distracted. I was looking around and found the witty college app essay for the "who are you" question for Tufts... The directions said to go "beyond your boundaries"... yep, that's what I did. So brace yourself, here it is:
I am an artist who draws gothic art for the school literary magazine. I am an engineer who made a bean-moving robot that moves Lego’s instead. I am the captain of the school’s tai-chi club. I am a hacker who hacks calculators and destroys them with viruses, and I am the hacker who hacks iPods during lunch. I am the Terrible Trivium who has no pointless tasks to do and the Senses Taker who has no senses to steal; I am the person who can escape Plato’s underground den, where humans have been since birth. I proved Tom Robinson’s innocence, but Harper Lee decided not to include that part in her book. I am the lawyer who sued the farmer’s wife for cutting off the tails of the three blind mice. I am the inventor of artificial life, but my test subjects ran away and are now wondering on earth. I made the elixir of life, but my pet ferret drank all of it and ate the research. I am the architect of a life-size gingerbread house, but my colleagues couldn’t resist and ate it all. I am a doctor; I am an astronaut. Or simply, I am a writer.
Hahaha... I want to write another one... but med school isn't something to joke about so... guess that's not going to work :(
No comments:
Post a Comment